Wait? What was I doing?

My friend Lori said I should write this and since I always listen when I’m told to do something, here it goes. I’ve done some stupid things while I’ve been pregnant. Baby brain is real, my friends and for all my preggo friends, it will happen to you, too! Here are a couple of the highlights:

1. One day, I come out to my car at lunch to drive home. I unlock the door and am immediately ticked off because there is a pile of crap in the seat (mail, papers, magazines, an empty water bottle, etc.). How did it get there? Who was in my car? It obviously wasn’t there when I drove to work this morning? Did Chris come to the car to get something out and leave this mess? I was just pissed. So I throw all the stuff into the other seat, got in the car, keys in hand and go to put them in the ignition. Except, there was no ignition. Only the dashboard and the glove box. Yup, I had gotten in on the passenger side.

2. I forgot to wear a bra to work one day. I have big boobs; therefore this is not a good thing. When I realized it, I went back home and put one on because no one needs to see Pam and Tori run free.

3. I paid the same bill three times in one day. In my defense, the site didn’t update that I had any payments pending, so I thought that each time I logged in, I had just forgot to pay it. Plus side: A credit with Georgia Power! :)

4. Last night, I made spaghetti for dinner. After I finished the sauce, I drained the noodles and mixed it all together. Only thing is the noodles had cooked for maybe five minutes (i.e., no where near being done). Of course, I didn’t realize that I hadn’t cooked the noodles long enough until I took a bite. I guess in my head, once the sauce was ready, the noodles should have been, too! Chris (bless his heart) said, “They’re fine - just al dente!” He tried to eat them. I threw the rest down the garbage disposal. Cereal for dinner is fine by me!

There are more stupid things I have done, but I’ll leave it at that. :) I have a couple more updates, too – pictures from an amazing baby shower, new ultrasound pics and nursery pics are coming soon! :)